From the recording Church Camp Girl

Our friends decided to send their "straying" son off to church camp to straighten him out.  It didn't quite work out as planned...

Lyrics

CHURCH CAMP GIRL


Halley DeVestern/Tom Heinig


BABY, WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR IS IN MY PANTSPLEASE COME WITH ME TO THE JESUS DANCEPOUTY LIPS AND BENDED KNEEI'M GONNA MAKE YOU LIKE A MISSIONARYAIN'T NO LOVING LIKE A CHURCH CAMP GIRLYOU LOOK LIKE MARY IN THE FIRE LIGHTI CAN FEEL YOUR HANDS HOLDING ME SO TIGHTFEELS SO WRONG THAT IT'S GOTTA BE RIGHTGONNA GETCHA IN THE POISON IVY TONIGHTAIN'T NO LOVING LIKE A CHURCH CAMP GIRLPUSSY WUSSY WEE HOPUSSY WUSSY WEE HOPUSSY WUSSY WEE HOSING THE CAMP SONGPUSSY WUSSY WEE HOPUSSY WUSSY WEE HOPUSSY WUSSY WEE HOPUSSY WUSSYCAN'T WALK ON WATER IF IT AIN'T HARDPARADISE IS THE BACK SEAT OF MY CARHOPE YOU AIN'T NO TEASE HOPE YOU AIN'T NO FAKERPULL DOWN MY FLY, GIRL, AND MEET YOUR MAKERAIN'T NO LOVING LIKE A CHURCH CAMP GIRL 






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We are thrilled to announce that The Halley DeVestern band are recipients of TWO World Music Awards! One award was given to the Halley DeVestern Band as a whole and another spotlighting Ms. DeVestern for Female Lead Vocalist. The World Music Awards is a well-known international music competition celebrating independent musicians based on the merits of their music. Winners are chosen in several categories, with submissions coming from around the world. Each winner is determined according to technical quality, uniqueness, listener impact, and styling. These awards add to a string of positive reviews and praise for the band’s recent live album “Money Ain’t Time” and